Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait...

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By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

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By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 11:57

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:01

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

Comments

DarkPyramidHead 3

Friday 13 April 2012 5:10

Is there a local institution?

misshighjinks 5

Friday 13 April 2012 5:36

I love that you would want to just spend time with someone that's what you're supposed to do, yeah sex is great but it's not everything.

Ro53 3

Friday 13 April 2012 6:03

What a b*tch... I'm a girl for crying out loud and that was horrible!

TuteSweet 13

Friday 13 April 2012 7:15

You poor guy. Your getting laid. Totally, f your life.

mrphychrs 5

Friday 13 April 2012 7:18

enjoy her sex drive now, cause the second u put a ring on her finger her sex drive will disappear

listo351 1

Friday 13 April 2012 10:50

Man up nancy boy, the time will come when the well dries up and you will regret this day!

command_wolf 3

Friday 13 April 2012 11:43

Just saying, I see a lot of posts about how men are insensitive, only want sex, or don't know how to be romantic, and this appears. Kind of ironic really. But perhaps the guy wasn't in the mood for it, or actually wanted to spend time with the woman. Love and sex aren't the same thing, and should be kept separate. Sex is great in moderation, but can mess up relationships.