Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait...

By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML

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You deserved it 52 689

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By Mr. Hopeless - 13/02/2009 21:59 - United States

Today, I texted this girl I really like and she didn't answer. She did about two hours later and it said, "Sorry, I was having sex at the time you texted me. So how are you?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 965

You deserved it 4 235

By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

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You deserved it 5 730

Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 745

You deserved it 7 937

By Anonymous - 06/10/2012 23:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 053

You deserved it 2 842

By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 993

You deserved it 8 661

By User - 23/09/2013 17:53 - United States - Romulus

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 974

You deserved it 6 691

By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 339

By UnfortunatelySingle - 21/07/2015 06:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 441

You deserved it 3 385

By larvagirl23 - 18/06/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML

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You deserved it 5 325

ycrem0n 21

Thursday 12 April 2012 11:57

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:01

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

Comments

Austin342 13

Monday 16 April 2012 21:27

You pussy

themaddoctor 11

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:59

I wish i was with a girl who would bring up sex so i wouldnt feel awkward being the starting all the time

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:14

See, I would love a guy like you. I wouldn't even say nothing like that.

Captain_Wood 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 21:27

Not all guys are pigs, but when the girl wants it give it to her!

ifeelcheated 0

Monday 23 April 2012 15:19

What are u a girl

cicikakie 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:12

I can't believe some of these comments. Damn double standards...

annwriter 0

Monday 11 June 2012 19:45

There should be more guys like you! There's absolutely nothing wrong with just wanting to be with your girlfriend/boyfriend! Relationships aren't just about sex!!