By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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lonesail 1

I'd be like: "Have a nice afterlife!"

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redmnky21 8

just let her kill herself, what's the worse that could happen

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cougar41 8

Run away as fast as you can but be clear and tell her your not getting dragged into marriage by a psycho change your number

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kasmol 16

You are not responsible for the choices she makes. Notify the police, change your locks, and block her number on your phone. Trust me, you are doing no favors for her or yourself if you play into her demands.

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lVlrReaper 4

she won't do it, you're fine. Get out of there.

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NikkiBooVanity 5

She won't kill herself, someone who is really suicidal won't tell you they're going to kill themself, she wants attention and you should leave her for lying about something like that

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realdealcm 11

Omg RUN!! And report her... She'll go to the hospital and get the help she needs.

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thatpurpleone 12

Go off the grid. Or you know, let everyone (including the authorities) know about her blackmailing.

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