By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 74 428
You deserved it 6 394

Same thing different taste

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superman21_fml 19

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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Most of the time when people threaten to kill themselves if you don't stay together they don't actually do it. Leave her if you don't want to be with her. I would get her some help, though. She's not mentally stable if she's threatening to take her life

As sad as this is, you can't let her take you emotionally hostage. She'll be this way whether you marry her or not and you'll be miserable. She needs help. Get out while you still have your sanity.

Ah my boyfriend of two days did that...i ran for the hills..you should too

don't do it OP. You are beginning an abusive relationship. report her suicide threat to the police and leave her.

AngelLovesDerby 10

Whoa.. Crazy bistarch I think you should run! And fast!!!

kacironi 13

better start planning her funeral

the chances of her actually doing that are like .00001% OP. I'm sure she's gone through a lot of boyfriends that way. However, just to stay on the safe side of fatal attraction here, just contact her parents and get her some help cuz that Bitch is crazy.

Call the cops and report it as a suicide threat. Seriously. She either genuinely needs help, or needs to learn not to be an emotionally-blackmailing attention *****.

pwnman 33

Ugh, in this situation you cannot run. I think you need to have a talk with her that you deserve rights, and you've been dating her for less than a month, so you really don't want to get married, for that reason and so many other reasons such as not being ready.. etc. She's being a creep, and let anyone she lives with know of her behavior