By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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Omniprism 14

Third option: have her committed. Fourth would be to tell her family.

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bijinbeauty 3

the less psychos in the world, the better

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Alitas 11

Run away as fast as you can!!! Change your number, change your address, change your hair. Become a completely different person if possible cuz that bitch is crazy!!!

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fatalwish 6

i take it you handed her the neck tie and left?

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therealjc_fml 14

those two things go hand in hand anyways.

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RAUN 8

"Till death do us part" one way or another.

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xopher425 19

Let her. That kind of emotional blackmail is not normal nor healthy, and will keep getting worse. Find yourself someone who is emotionally stable" you deserve better.

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