By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml 19

Call her bluff.

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Bhall12302 7

Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button

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Barriaultcory 16

Run! Run away and never return

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Likian5 26

I really hate clingy bitches like that...

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awkward_gothlady 32

I totally agree that knowing the person before entering a formal relationship is a great idea. But knowing the person does not mean they can't still surprise you with some pretty weird shit.

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Kiwiscanfly 19

People like this are so selfish! Anyone who threatens shit like that are bluffing to get what they want! But the what if part can be scary.. Shes a selfish crazy bitch, I'd suggest that you run as fast as you can!!

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VancouverGuy89 9

Try to one up her and start picking up wedding arrangements to see if she's legit if she is the fyl and run bro run

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

Please tell me she isn't from a religious family and you just took her virginity. If so, YDI and better order the tux right now. If not, FYL.

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gavagoul 10

Wow, either way, your ****** OP.

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