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By Dave - 10/09/2009 13:37 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years told me that I was part of an experiment for her Sociology doctorate. I also learned that the notebooks she's been writing in for the past three years aren't for her "doctorate in literature" as she had told me, they were notes on my behavior for the past 3 years. FML

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Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML

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By ? - 20/02/2013 18:20 - United States - El Cajon

Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML

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MoobyTheCow 2

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:08

That's illegal... press charges?

lennavan 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 20:10

Can't be an experiment because if it was, human subjects have to give prior consent. Want to get even, complain to the dean of students that you unwillingly were a human subject for her experiments, feel as though your rights were violated and want to talk to someone at the university about its policies. She'll be F'd.

Comments

xmudvaynex 13

Thursday 6 October 2011 12:18

Man, that sucks!

ballbearing 10

Monday 20 February 2012 4:34

That is completely unethical research and no university would accept that research as their is no informed consent given. Contact her professor and she will be refused to graduate!

damoki 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 23:51

That is completely unethical she could be denied her doctorate for that and she should be! That's such a shitty thing to do to someone.

smokahontas69 4

Thursday 27 December 2012 23:55

Dude... She Cole Sprouse'd you

Wealthyparrot 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:19

You're blind to have failed to notice this for three years... but that IS illegal and if you press charges after she gets her license, she'll lose it forever.

maty172 14

Saturday 15 March 2014 22:55

her license to do sociology??? a doctorate is not the same as being a medical doctor, lol.

unlucky_lucy 17

Saturday 24 August 2013 5:13

You were a test monkey! That's just cruel and insensitive

MissHeartSihk 26

Saturday 5 July 2014 3:42

That's horrible.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 31 December 2014 4:53

That is unethical and her research will be thrown out.

Starham1 14

Friday 11 September 2015 1:22

Out of all the fmls I'v read today, this one takes the cake.

barksdalescott 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 4:59

She undoubtedly was rejected for her doctorate, as it is unethical and illegal to perform experiments of any kind on humans without their informed consent prior to having begun the experiment.