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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By DebbyDowner - 06/01/2023 12:00

Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By CRWMEN - 22/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML

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By Brittany - 03/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML

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By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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It was an accident, I swear

By Anonymous - 28/06/2022 00:00

Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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jaydnnx 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:44

what happened to the puppy???

CallMeHush 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 9:41

That is just F'ed up.

Comments

Hunts160 5

Friday 12 February 2010 0:53

asshole

Z1LVER 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:55

WTF is still alive?! if it's not fyl

reeesa 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:21

AWWWWH D; POOR PUPPY.

iluvninjas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:46

that is so messed up. why would you put a little puppy down on a seat????? you are so stupid! you could have given it to her when you saw her next. i hope the puppy is okay!

upshawty 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:05

oooh my god that made my day :)

Jennessay 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:35

oh my god is the puppy okay

Gitsandshiggles 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:37

you're a dipshit. if you have to ask why, you'll never know.

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:39

I really really hope that puppy is still alive! Poor thing :( P.S. You bought your girlfriend a puppy after only dating her for a couple months? That's a bit extreme. It's hard to accept such a huge gift like that if you haven't been dating that long.

tampura 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:54

oh nooo, don't ever make babies please.

pdorf09 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:58

Uhhh. Wow. I gotta say...normal people like....move shit off their seat before they sit down. For all she knows you had CDs or a cake under that blanket. lol. Gahh. Goes to show you you can NOT have anything breakable/squishable/killable in the passenger seat when your girl is getting in.