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By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

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Smyth 3

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

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Comments

withyou_fml 1

dammmnnn.. dat suxx!! my boyfriend takes 4 ever to cum! yessss:) no offense though!

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LullzKitteh 1

That's why champion lovers clear out the pipes beforehand.

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wdelery 0

Beat it everyday bro it helps. I last about an hour now ! No lie

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junglejoe 2

It's called beatin the meat man, get on it.

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LissaMccracken 23

Sex doesn't solve anything. Do you really wonder why you're still having problems?

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B4m1337 9

Easy there Adam Sandler, this isn't Click.

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sdroze1389 31

it could have been worse....not really. it sucks for you but you kinda screwed the pooch on that one

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kiaroxilles 8

What's with all the YDI's? Not OP's fault in my opinion, lots of guys have this problem. And to the people saying "sex doesn't solve everything", sure it doesn't, but for some people it's a way to connect not just on a physical level but an emotional one as well. So it could be that OP was trying to reconnect with her through sex, bring back old sparks and whatnot.

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azarel88 11

should have beat your meat before doing the deed. would've lasted longer

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