By pathetic - 20/08/2010 09:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 688
You deserved it 29 884

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DisturbedCupcake 3

I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

When you finished, you shouldve been like "first".

Comments

e8bikergrunt 2

Aw. Don't listen to these guys, man. My man and I didn't have our first until almost a year and a half into our relationship, and it only lasted about a frantic, hot and heavy minute. And it was our VERY first time, not just our first time together - so if you're, ya know, a virgin, don't expect to be a **** star in the sack right off the get go. Three years we've been together now, and it's a total role reversal - he wears ME out, and the things he's gotten good at make it hard to hold out. Four hours is our record o.o. His secret? When he would give himself some love, he'd see how long he could last, and apparently got his endurance pretty far up there, haha. So don't feel bad. Just train yourself whenever you whack it, haha. PS: While sex is important in a relationship, if she really loves you, she'll be patient with problems like this. She leaves you for it, all she wanted was a guy who was good in bed - not a lasting love of any kind, imo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OH MAN O_O

the 1st time is never the best...trust me...

AwfullyniceBS 7

Do you mean "premature ejaculation" problems? wow sucks to be you dude :(

rusrsbrah 0

I lost my virginity two days ago and didn't even cum, although she did twice. I have the exact opposite problem you do. I feel your girl's pain. :/