Love: Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned...

By WTF - 14/07/2013 20:08 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, my girlfriend of six weeks dumped me when she learned that Macedonia, where I was born, is in Europe. Apparently, she thought that I was "Asian" and she doesn't want to date a "white guy." Yeah, I'm totally confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2014 19:23 - United States - Bloomfield Hills

Today, the girl I've been dating dumped me after she found out I'm originally from Alabama. Apparently she doesn't want to date someone from a "foreign country". We both live in Michigan. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By dharp7 - 16/11/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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You're in the army now

By Crud - 06/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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Traditions, eh?

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 10:00 - Albania

Today, my boyfriend and I are Balkans (Albanian to be more specific) and him, his dad, and my dad went out for coffee to talk. I found out afterwards that my dad had accepted my hand in engagement without talking to me about it. I've only been dating him for a month. FML

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Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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Simping

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 11:29 - India - Bangalore

Today, my girlfriend moved to Germany for her Master's degree and perhaps a PhD. I'm still stuck in this third world mess which we call India. I simped for her and agreed that she can have non-serious relationships with other men. I'm so broken. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Fmlano 16

Monday 15 July 2013 2:50

I don't know what it is with people and racism.

DrSo 15

Monday 15 July 2013 2:54

Obviously she wants to date and procreate with someone who's Asian because her intelligence is so incredibly lacking. That's the only thing I can come up with.

Comments

Aero_x 21

Monday 15 July 2013 11:38

It's okay OP, you had no clue she was a discriminating bitch either.

simsgirlgem 25

Monday 15 July 2013 12:10

OH MY GOD SHE'S A WEEABOO (for those who don't know what that is Google it)

hopeless511 3

Monday 15 July 2013 12:17

well shot of that!!!

mbuck87 19

Monday 15 July 2013 13:28

Sounds like you dodged a retard there OP

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 15 July 2013 15:10

No confusion. Simple racism.

kpc2424 13

Monday 15 July 2013 16:05

Gotta love the superficial people out there! There is no such thing as "your type"

blankjack 6

Monday 15 July 2013 16:31

Do you like it in the USA?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 15 July 2013 19:09

You dodged a bullet OP. I had a friend with a similar experience. Shes black but can easily pass for white. Her white boyfriend dumped her when he met her parents and realized that she's black. Sad