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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 639
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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Woah she needs to slow down..

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downtime 12

Well judging from opinions in the other FML, it seems that you shouldn't really take issue with this. After all, you should know whether the relationship will work out before you enter into it. As we all know, relationships only fail when the male ***** things up, so as long as you aren't an asshole this logic suggests it's only a matter of time anyway! I bet by the time this page refreshes this comment will already be buried...go for it! :D

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Shrike 23

Wut? You sound stoned. Or butthurt. You need help, bro? I've got some stress balls if you need 'em. Anytime man, anytime, just give the word. :D

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downtime 12

I'm disappointed. I refreshed it and only 3 negative votes? Pitiful. I don't need stress balls though, but if you have any chocolate or ice cream and romantic comedies...

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Ins0mau 20

36 should be wary of offering his balls to random men.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

149 Well either way you're a feminist so it doesn't matter whatsoever. And to disprove your point in the first comment: How is it the guy's fault if the girlfriend is a cheating ****?

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downtime 12

233, You seem to be having a little trouble getting your head around what's going on here. My response was not serious. I don't actually believe any of what it said, it was to give an example of why the comments in the previous FML were a load of bullshit. I'm not a feminist, I believe in total equality - which means acknowledging that men also have the right to their own views without being stigmatised. It usually comes across that I don't give a damn about womens rights, however it's more that I just don't believe enough people acknowledge mens issues and theres enough feminism around to support that side. Not that you care, but I just thought it was worth mentioning.

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nickharbut 6

Ruuun bitch ruuuuun.

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marisadc79 0

Lol someone saw wedding Crashers

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NicaLovesDisney 17

That would actually cause more friction and make them more likely to break, just in case anyone is interested. :p

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fang707 0

Hahaha....god that's freaken hilarious

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Meowingtons500 18

GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Bitches be crazy.

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Meowingtons500 18

Umm, someone changed my comment. Its supposed to say "Get out of the relationship before its to late! Bitches be crazy." I would never randomly place unneeded periods after a sentence. O_o

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Meowingtons500 18

People should stop moderating my perfectly fine comments and ruining them.

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Meowingtons500 18

GET OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP BEFORE ITS TOO LATE. Bitches be crazy.

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TheFamilyElf 17

RUN MAN RUN!!! And pray she doesn't catch you. Watch out- next she'll be planning your retirement!

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