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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Woah she needs to slow down..

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nofearjenshere 12

& She will be that one ex that will stalk you for the rest of your life. Good luck OP.

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fang707 0

That's so True ... At least hell have a stalker

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MissAimeeAngel 15

Joe, Bob, Moe. Those seem pretty solid.

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Wheredidgrungego 12

How about, Psycho, Bitch, and Therapy? Seem legit.

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countrygirl3250 16

That is priceless! I think we've found ourselfs a winner on this one :) or we could go with psychiatric help needed as a full name.

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micahsmommy 13

Tell her you planned on numbering them to make it easier since you planned on having at least twenty and you only believe in having them 100% naturally without medication.

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downtime 12

And you've discovered a natural way of ensuring quintuplets...

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