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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By wastedtime - 13/09/2020 10:57 - United States

Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Run far away.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Friday 16 March 2012 5:38

Woah she needs to slow down..

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ninjafury101 2

Friday 16 March 2012 5:59

Chuck, Charlie, Sarah, and Audrey. There, saved you the trouble.

hobojones 0

Friday 16 March 2012 5:59

Cut all ties

ChloeG_fml 9

Friday 16 March 2012 6:00

Now you know not to have unprotected sex with her!

greenmen 12

Friday 16 March 2012 6:00

You are totally screwed !! That's so funny

haileyblows 7

Friday 16 March 2012 6:02

So what names did you end up deciding on ?

Awsumuzzie 12

Friday 16 March 2012 6:06

Omg a nun! ;)

gader 3

Friday 16 March 2012 6:07

Humanity needs buddy. And you should tell the truth. I'm just saying,,,

stevenJB 25

Friday 16 March 2012 6:08

Three days grace...then she got "lost in you.". Now your in "pain". And now your thinking Of a relationship "break"

princebby 2

Friday 16 March 2012 15:50

You're *

GoW_Chick 14

Friday 16 March 2012 6:11

Thats a sign that if you don't get out now you might not make it out alive, because that bitch be crazy! Crazy bitches kill, just watch lifetime they dedicate movies to them.

Soliz27 2

Friday 16 March 2012 6:12

RED FLAG!!!

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