By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
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quickit 24

YDI. Didn't those two years mean anything to you? I would rather have an awkward conversation than lose the girl I love.

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Klima_fml 29

.. You tried to shower with your cat? Smart.

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devildog562 33

Never shower with a cat, without videoing it for all of us to laugh at. You deserve this for so many reasons.

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_cameronkc_ 17

******* forreal man. I see you everywhere

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TahoeFMler 22

You're a moron for not speaking up. I hope she gets the cat.

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giantsfan2010 23

She probably wouldn't have believed you anyway.

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vikky538 28

you should have balls to tell her that you shower with a pussy...

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Emmers__27 7

How is it better to let her believe you cheated on her than to fess up about something stupidly embarrassing?

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keiNan_fml 35

you ******* deserve it... you don't even have the balls to tell what happened...

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ZannityZan 13

So you let her break up with you because you didn't want to admit something trivially embarrassing? YDI.

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HarshD9619 34

Having an awkward conversation is any day better than losing your love of 2 years. YDI.

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baileygirl88 8

What the damn hell ??

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killthedead 13

You're an idiot!

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