By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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pinque 19

Call the police and press charges is hate to think what the crazy would do to your dog

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ashleyyyroseee 16

Wow that's terrible! Let us know when you (hopefully) find your dog. And, yeah, maybe you should press charges.

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JuanTwoThree12 6

sue the bitch, she can't run off with your dog like that he's your dog

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