By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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JKPwnage 27

Unfortunately, I doubt going to court would work, because they seem to always take the female's side...

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countryb_cth 38

Yes, they are totally going to give it to her and ignore the fact that OP's dog is registered under his name. With his name on the name tag and on any vet bills. They are gone over look that just because she's female. [Sarcasm]

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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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Kitty_Kat44 31

She sounds crazy. I hope you get your dog back!

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emilyyy_maryyy 14

Oh man.. I hope you find your dog. I would press charges..

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jazmin3012 28

OP please let us know when you find your dog

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RoseCrystal 17

Please let us know when you get your dog back. I hope you called the police too.

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buonotomato 20

You should press charges! Here's hoping you find him soon! Please tell us when you do, OP :)

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Razi_tail 25

Omg she and my psycho ex should get together! He started screaming at me that if he and a dog fell down a cliff that I would choose to save the dog. All this started when I was trying to watch an AKC dog show when he was with me.

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cre8tvlylicnsd 14

I need another follow up... I hope your dog is ok! I'll pray for you that he gets returned safely! Did you file a police report?

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kirasant 19

OP, seriously, call the cops. Don't just go looking. This is serious; god knows what she's going to do. File charges and get your dog back. Go to the local news, too.

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Taolan 23

Press charges for the dog. If you've had him for seven years you'll have evidence. Vet records, hopefully a microchip or some other irrefutable ID, or honestly just his tags. I doubt from the sounds of it your now ex-girlfriend is that bright. Take her to court if it comes to it. Once you have the dog back, file for a restraining order. And I would recommend exercising caution in choosing your next 'girlfriend'.

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amandalynn84 14

Just wow... I hope you get your dog back!

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ZombieSazza 34

I hope you reported the bitch to the Police. And I hope you got your dog back.

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rhirhi923 23

^this guy has the right idea, shes crazy and you deserve to get your dog back

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Perry85 42

I would report her for kidnapping your dog

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iRambo 12

Let us know if you found the dog. You should have pressed charges on her.

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pandalover69 26

You should report her to the cops for staking your dog. That wasn't her dog, if you have vet bills you can prove it.

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jessdexter 5

that is 110% you're fault, there is no way of digging yourself out of that one lol

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jordanashley211 20

Ouch, that's pretty ruff....... Too soon?

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Beealicious 13

I have two Minature schnauzers, they are family and two of my best friends. If anyone took them, id go ballistic.. I'm so sorry OP, I hope you get your puppy back and hope karma comes around and bites her in the ass.

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