By nodoggforme - 31/01/2015 00:13 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my beloved dog. Why? Yesterday she asked me who I'd choose, and I honestly said that I would choose the dog. FML
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nodoggforme 1

OP here. Just to set things straight, we'd only been dating for about 3 weeks and weren't lifelong friends before that or anything. My dog I've had for 7 years, so yeah, he won. I agree that if it had been the other way around I would have deserved it. The whole thing came up when we were sitting on the couch and I was rubbing my dog's back. Psycho chick then asked why I wasn't rubbing hers instead and asked who I cared for more and choose. "'Cause you can only have one!" Now I have none :(. Still looking for my dog.

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cocacola999 27

Of course. The dog would never ask to choose in such an idiotic way.

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LethalSeamonkey 15

That's when you grimace at her question and say I don't think we should see each other any more.

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nphill82 21

The truth is not always the best route....

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Solano2580 24

Call the police and if she denies it, have the vet called and the tags identified

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fyrfyter 4

If the dogs barking at the back door and spouse is screaming at the front door, always let the dog in first. At least it will shut up once inside!

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ELoni_fml 25

Why do people keep asking that question? Honestly, what do they expect to hear?!

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Quiet_one 22

That's such a stupid question. I've never explicitly said it, but I'm fairly certain my boyfriend understands I'd choose my two cats over him in a heartbeat - he could survive without me, but they couldn't. Plus I've known them longer. I think I'd actually be disappointed in him if he didn't feel the same about his dog.

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