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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 11:00

Today, my friend broke ties with me after I came out of the hospital from attempted suicide. She was the one who called the police for me to go in there in the first place. FML

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By verbaltodomestic - 08/09/2013 19:31 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 03:00 - United States - Davison

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s phone. He'd told his brothers, mom, and mutual friends that I was at a psych ward, after I went crazy. We have been back together for four months now after that situation, so no wonder I got the vibe they hate me. Why lie about something so stupid? FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By dumped - 23/08/2015 10:22 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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By housematefromhell - 21/07/2018 21:29

Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML

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That's… a crime?

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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Understanding

By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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About3goats 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:58

have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

always_smile_fml 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:03

leave her she's an immature bitch

Comments

kaoriblossom 8

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:16

I know, it's stupid and childish to lie like that. Those kind of girls get on my nerves >:|

Invisible_7791 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:22

Your girlfriend is the kind of girl that will tell you she's pregnant with your baby if you try to break up with her.... Good luck with that!! But still, dump her. Girls like that end up waay crazier than you'd expect.

shannonreneee 11

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:33

Girls are so manipulative sometimes, it's so cruel to do that to the boyfriend.

melibear89 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:46

what are you doing with a girl like that? she'll only think up more ways to control you if not trap you with a pregnancy. I'd dump her if I were you.

awardZu 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:52

Drop that btich. She isn't worth the time and energy she will demand from you.

KayleeFrye 39

Thursday 3 March 2011 1:58

Dump her and her drama. Find a girl who won't play mind games and manipulate like that. Women like her give the rest of us a bad name!

seraphxchild 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:01

well doesnt she sound peachy? dump her.

agamid 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:04

dump that bitch.

ulicksam 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:37

Run far, far away. Seriously.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:38

My best friend did that exact thing to me just to freak me out. I ended up crying on a bus full of people, only to be told two minutes later that they were just joking, and he was on the line the whole time. I screamed. This bus full of people looked very worried by the time I got off the phone.