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By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 05:01 - Canada

Today, I finally told my boyfriend that I see a therapist every week because, amongst other things, I'm terrified of being locked in a room. He didn't believe me, so he locked me in the bathroom "for a laugh." I had a panic attack and passed out. FML

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By Chia - 10/05/2013 22:58 - Australia - Mona Vale

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML

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About3goats 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:58

have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

always_smile_fml 3

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:03

leave her she's an immature bitch

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Miss_Random 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 10:47

Wow. If you stay with her, how many horrible ways will she go about trying to prove your commitment to her? She sounds like she needs constant reassuring. A relationship like that is really no relationship at all. You really need to concider if you want to continue seeing her.

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:44

op - in all honesty, you should dump her, or at least bitch at her. that's a really ****** up thing to lie about. suicide isn't a joke and she needs to know that. personally, I would dump her for being so immature and insecure about my feelings, but it's obvious you really care about her, so maybe just telling her how shitty of a thing it was to do and the silent treatment for a day would be good.

zhuzhu89 1

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:38

childish!

kickboxer1 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:41

why would you care about your girl friends best friend being in the hospital. and that also means your cheating on your girl because you said relationship

Invisible_7791 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 19:36

You're an idiot. Reread the FML really slowly. If you had taken the time to read it in the first place, or even read some of the comments, then you would realize it's about his girlfriend being in the hospital. Her friend is the one who told him. Good job.

GeraldisTheG 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:43

and I'd wish that you would stop trying to prove that you're smart. it's fml, no-one gives a damn, plus it's quite obvious that you aren't. ;)

bouncykiddo 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:45

She's crazy!

felisdomestica 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 12:58

make her pay your hospital bill and dump her?

brillababy 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 13:00

I'm hoping you passed. what a sweetheart

asbmf 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 13:27

For everyone saying OP should dump his girlfriend, from the wording of the FML it's not clear if she even knew about it. To me it seemed like the girlfriend's friend did this to see if OP was committed because she's overprotective of her friend.