By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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And_Jelly 0

Take the money from her and say "Whoops, I ment yes"

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Arisakentaro 0

take the money nd run ._.

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leew88 0

what can I say? Moe money, moe problems...

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Shaggy_92 5

that's bullshit I'd be so pissed

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bjbrad69 0

my question is why was your girlfriend there while he was offering you $100 to break up with her?

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kittycatxxx89 0

poor fella i would of took the 100

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Chann13 0

shoulda took the offer. haha,

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BambooSwitches 0

think of it this way, you're free from a bitch and they are stuck with a gold digging ***** for a daughter

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