By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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denvan 0

well offer her $100.01 to get back with you it will be a cent more than her dads offer. she's still a biatch though

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AjaxF 0

Just what i was about to post. . .she's obviously up for the taking to the highest bidder, looks like it's you vs dad. Going once, Going twice. . .

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RedPillSucks 31

So basically OP is dating a prostitute. They're just haggling over price.

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Duchess04 0

Theres more fishes in the sea ( :

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Tootsiee 0

You should fart on her pillow, give the bitch pink eye (:

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scenekid1119 0

someone hasn't seen "Deal or no deal" take the money and run

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GlaoigharAirm 0

I'd have taken the hundred and bought a cheap camera then filmed you and your girlfriend skroggin' like there's no tomorrow then send it to him.

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alwaysbored13 14

At least you found out what she really is. You should try to move on to somebody more considerate of you.

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rzbt21 0

give her $7 for a bj then never see her again haha

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pbutt209 0

probably some young bitch who never had that much money in her hand before.

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slackinc 0

Shoulda taken the money but still be with her. Just to be $100 richer.

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