By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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mrnick_fml 0

lmao, women are ****** anyways. who needs longterm relationships? i prefer short lustful relationships personally

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mrnick_fml 0

lmao, women are ****** anyways. who needs longterm relationships? i prefer short lustful relationships personally

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Amber_Bear 0

Aww that would really suck, but it shows that she is not worth it. It is better that you found out now, rather than later on. You deserve better.

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Ackk18 0

Maybe she did it for a reason. Make the dad think it's over but it's really not..and makes a 100 bucks.

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McKala22 1

that sucks. obviously not a very good girlfriend if she chose $100 over you.

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Dravite 9

break up - make up - easy $100 for both of you. a break up doesn't have to be permanent and can last a very short time. no conditions means you can break up, take the money and hook up again within 30 seconds.

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N1GHTS 12

Don't worry. You're better off without her.

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