By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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bbedlock_fml 7

Talk about 'putting a price' on love!

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WTFreversed 5

should of said 120 and that watch then deal

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wDeemish 0

lol what a bitch find someone else no big deal, you should've grabbed the money of her hands and dumped her :)

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artisticninja713 13

hey she wasn't worth it because honey she was a gold digger, just thought you should know :)

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0opsie 6

wow what a bitch, at least now you know you're better off

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anquilla 2

yeah she could be a gold digger, or maybe she just wanted the extra cash but would still be with you. Its not like her dad is going to say , no you cant be with him because you took the money right ? It might have just been a little joke. seriously, no big deal ...unless she actually means it, takes the money and leaves.

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