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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

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Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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ImaCanuck 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

So who won?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 1:02

I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.

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daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 19 May 2015 10:57

is naked twister a lost page in the kama sutra?

GeorgiaBea 28

Monday 28 December 2015 23:48

If you were not playing naked twister in your own home, then you deserve it. I am amazed at what little amount of respect people pay to their parents...

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Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML

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