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By FML - 12/08/2010 16:19 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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By tehaustiebear - 03/10/2012 22:03 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to play Twister. Her parents watched us the whole time, making sure we didn't touch. FML

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By Messiahman - 30/10/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Keith walk - 12/02/2011 05:59 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Spicy

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By loganHchrist - 09/01/2014 00:53 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML

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By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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Top comments

ImaCanuck 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:29

So who won?

Raleigh_bruh 7

Friday 13 August 2010 1:02

I'm pretty sure everyone wins when playing naked twister.

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mr_freak 1

Friday 13 August 2010 17:33

ask them to join in and her lil sis 2

MiiszPuurpleKaay 0

Friday 13 August 2010 18:00

fail.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 13 August 2010 18:48

Next time try naked "shutes and ladders" or naked "Call of Duty"

YayaBbyx33 0

Friday 13 August 2010 19:47

#30 Lmaoo xD Bt YDI For Playinq It

Compass 0

Friday 13 August 2010 20:21

You forgot to add the real FML: "They asked if they could join."

bauerd 0

Friday 13 August 2010 22:31

ask her mom to spin for you.

PlatanitaFrita 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 7:57

#36 I agree 100%

Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 8:10

Door + Lock = Win! Wow... What a concept.

MetallicaRules19 4

Saturday 14 August 2010 14:07

you shouldve asked them to join in lol, or stuck your dinky in her vaginky

kshaw_10 0

Monday 16 August 2010 5:02

Wow. At least it wasn't you walking in on them. haha

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