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By drew_ar85 - 20/03/2010 16:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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karro 1

lol maybe she means talking? lol

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eriinbaby 0

hahahhaha shouldn't that be a win win for you? ;)

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StoryOfTheYear 14

29- at least it's not snickerdoodles doing it

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imdeborah 0

#15, I'm going to have to agree. What the **** kind of FML is this?

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kobraiikid 0

Well she said ask anyone

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tgabriel12 0

i believe your girlfriend is a *****, does she have a cell phone number? can I have it?

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tekinzdudez 0

this isn't that bad, so what if she sucks everyone's dick, just get her to suck yours and shut up about it

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beer01 0

Win lose situation. More BJs for you and maybe for others as well.

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dinosaurssayrawr 0

Your gf might be cheating.if she says she's good with her mouth to ask ANYONE(; %^twilightsGAY^%

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The_Toxic_Mite 0

What a smartarse. FYL

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PsychoMerk 0

^^ does this one get moderated even though it's a total F A I L!!!!!!???? xD

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haha123321 0

he may have been joking. and if not I hope it stays cause that's a total fail

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Yuppie 7

I think it gives the term "double facepalm" a new meaning. ---> http://www.cultofmac.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/DoubleFacePalm.jpg

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perdix 29

Why does she have to tell you that? Are you the only one in her world that she doesn't blow? Maybe it's because you are not a relative.

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Their family reunions must be a big hit.

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Jack99 0

if she blows relatives, isn't she a redneck?

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beetman5 4

yeah I moderated this one. LIKE SEVEN TIMES

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tayinator 0

the only way this could be an FML is if she's 'good with her mouth' and you aren't or haven't even gotten any to know if your good with your mouth and your jealous she has? 

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