By drew_ar85 - 20/03/2010 16:30 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend said, "People think I don't have talent, but I do. I'm really good with my mouth. Just ask anyone." FML
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karro 1

lol maybe she means talking? lol

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w_haleigh2090 1

That's what she said.

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happyvampire16 0

Really.......none of you know whether she's a ***** r not. Try opening ur narrow ass minds just a bit. People who are good with their mouths consists of lawyers, translators, presentation givers, and if you know your history and try thinking for a sec Civil Rights activists. So please keep ur mind out the goddam gutter for one fukin second regardless of whether it can be funny or not.

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lunax_fml 14

people that "are good with their mouths" like lawyers and such wouldn't say "good with their mouth" they would say they were articulate. so the only other option other than ***** is that shes a complete idiot who *thinks* shes smart.

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SaturnE_fml 0

Sometimes things just come out of your mouth wrong -- unless you're the OP's GF. Then they whatever her mouth does with the things is right.

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SaturnE_fml 0

Wow... Blank moment of typing -- The second sentence shouldn't have a "they".

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D_Nasty101 0

Oh goodness! Lucky you! maybe...

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vince1196 0

that means your going to get good head

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RiskiBusiness 1

she is pretty good

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brian55555 0

i agree witg spicayy

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