By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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Adr1an 0

Thts not bad! It's cute xP plus now when ur at dinner she can ask "do u have condoms for afterwards?"

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kait314 6

ROAR!!!! Lol have fun talking in animal noises...she would be my ex girlfriend..

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sseven 5

I like your girlfriend

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iamsami24 5

So what language did you guys come up with?

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MikeMarine_ 2

I'll say this calmly.. GET THE **** OUTTA THERE BRO

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dlcj22 11

Omg don't even know what to say except for weirdo

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blue2012 7

It's creative bt yet still a lil creepy. Plus it's only good for sex & when ur in danger

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interestingman 0

Do what ever she wants and you will get what u want

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HeartOfLead 24

"Woof, Woof, Woof Woof, Woof, Woof Woof , Woof Woof Woof Woof, Woof Woof" - "Hi!"

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