By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
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mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

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trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

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animal50199 10

OP this could work to your advantage. Just sayin. :D

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Lemonkiss 0

Your girlfriend sounds awesome. You definitely don't deserve her you annoying ******** ;D Oink oink meowww

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skittlesmeep 4

Meow you're no fun.

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StaminPrimer 0

bark means doggy style, puppy whine means sex, hiss means pissed off, that ****** up sound two cats in a fight make means your about to it her, meow means oral sex, panting heavily means your enjoying it, purring means you enjoyed what you just did. There you go, secret language complete

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Elkrider 13

Spoil the idea for her by improving it. Suggest a definition-free meta language, and then communicate by means of "ugh", or just grunts. Don't think she'll last long. ;^)

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Guachu95 5

hahahahaha your girlfriend is AWESOME. You should marry her.

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