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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2024 17:00 - United States - Harlingen

Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By oink401 - 05/11/2011 15:40 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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Adding insult to injury

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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Dt33345 13

Friday 13 December 2013 3:04

Well someone's a bitch.

iAlissa 34

Friday 13 December 2013 3:04

Your ex girlfriend is absolutely pathetic.

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Devul143 12

Monday 16 December 2013 14:10

What a pansy! And the fact that the other guy actually did it! Can't wait to see the FML he leaves when she does the same thing to him!! move on, OP...

itzjstnx 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 12:03

well at least he gets to deal with that now.... and you don't have to anymore.

bradix1186 12

Friday 20 December 2013 17:39

He must be buying beers with his friends being a proud daddy! I would do the same thing!

Wolfipoo 31

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:41

That's the point where I invite him in to play some video games and become great friends, see how she reacts.

haphazardly 15

Friday 20 November 2015 22:17

Don't trust it he's a stalker trying to get her

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