Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I...

By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By me - 04/11/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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Photography nerd

By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 23:44 - United States - Boston

Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML

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So beautiful!

By JerryClark - 02/02/2020 14:00 - United States - San Bernardino

Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2012 17:33 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Abrams52 - 28/05/2013 05:44 - United States - Fishers

Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML

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fishbiscuit 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:35

how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.

atruegem 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 9:52

I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.

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a_pretty_potato 14

Saturday 16 January 2016 4:26

You are one misogynistic asshole. You've probably been watching too much ****, not every woman has perfectly clear skin, perky breasts, a perky butt, a bleached asshole, and perfectly bald pussy.

Dark_Cecilia 20

Wednesday 23 November 2016 15:37

I feel like this really needs followup from the author. Cuz if it was at a bad time or he wasnt ready for it to go this far, then I could understand. Either way, f the girl's life tho.

InsanityShard 23

Thursday 4 May 2017 8:30

Want real big boobs? They'll come with a paunch, hang low, but at least they'll be very very soft. Too bad they're also insanely high maintence. If I roll over wrong I can cut off my breathing. I'm 21 and they hang to my belly button like an old ladies, while still only being H cups. Breast acne is a big problem.I need to wear a back brace too. At least I have an hourglass figure, but I also have a 3 inch paunch sticking out.