By evomadrid24 - 17/06/2011 00:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 110
You deserved it 10 267

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dudeitsdanny 9

She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!

Comments

the obvious solution to this would be to buy latex pants with a scratch-and-sniff sticker of freshly sexed vajayjay. i mean, there could be no confusion after something like that, right? |the kid|

KLern 0

"freshly sexed vajayjay"... hahaha what an awesome phrase

you should have asked her to taste it see if it tasted like latex

that reminds me of the song "can I smell your dick" (yes, it's a real song)

KLern 0

I don't care how paranoid you are, who the **** would consider smelling a sweaty dick? she must feel great about her life...

DisturbedFacade 0

9/10 cheaters r more nervous about their boyfriend/girlfriend cheating on them then other way around. Break up with the bitch

You should have told her she hurt its feelings and to kiss and make up.

run from this control freak bitch! now.

dump her. you don't want to marry someone like that so move on.

ALEXLASFLA 0

that chick deserves a dick slap. do it the next time she try smelling.