Love: Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking...

By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2012 05:03 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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By waste of effort - 15/05/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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By MrOh - 09/08/2011 17:29 - Canada

Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML

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By ihatemylife - 20/08/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked her why she did, she said that the psychic that she was texting (one of those 44644 numbers) said we have a 2% compatibility rating. How does that explain 4 years of happy dating? FML

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By markderanjer - 04/11/2012 00:37 - United Kingdom - Ealing

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend enough of a superstitious twat to believe the world is going to end on December 21st, she actually thinks it's an acceptable excuse to go sleep around with other men. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 20:08 - United States

Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes, "Betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2015 13:34

Today, I was reading comments on an FML, and saw some made from my girlfriend's account. Now I know she's one of those people who say "Dump him!" even when the situation clearly doesn't warrant dumping. Looks like I might be in for a sudden breakup in the future. FML

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By fianceeless - 21/01/2011 01:15 - United States

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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ashl123 19

Monday 30 January 2012 1:29

You should really date smarter people

SoNotForYou 5

Monday 30 January 2012 1:29

Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?

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Jvd0528 0

Monday 30 January 2012 8:15

Uhh, dump her for being both gullible and stupid?

fabcade 14

Monday 30 January 2012 8:22

Who cares. Dump her for both reasons or maybe this astrologist friend has a card up his sleeve. He could be tryin to get your girl.

jayystephaniee 9

Monday 30 January 2012 8:25

" I got 99 problems and this bitch is one" hahaha

faysophie 2

Monday 30 January 2012 8:26

It's over use the month to move on she's probably with the other guy already

Imachillifilliz 2

Monday 30 January 2012 8:48

Well, if you were to dump her, her friend would be right, right?

piccalo 4

Monday 30 January 2012 9:00

U dont need to dump her.u got a great virtue.u can change ur gf mind as u like simply by using an astrologist.

TheDorianMode 8

Monday 30 January 2012 9:34

Sounds like a pretty smart plan to me, actually. She gets to hook up with this guy for a month without you knowing while she feeds you some bullshit excuse that makes you think she's stupid so that you'll ignore her and therefore fail to pick up on her devious, twisted sex plot. Conspiracies, man. They're everywhere...