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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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tehman117 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:09

Is she 3?

irish_lad 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:10

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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Tannasgh 22

Saturday 30 May 2015 5:10

Is she a little old lady?

christoph06 10

Saturday 30 May 2015 5:29

Ruuuuuuuuuun

justdsve 1

Saturday 30 May 2015 5:37

DUMP THAT BITCH NOW!!!

Astrobomb 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 5:38

YDI for dating a psycho.

TDKopecki 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 5:49

Hearing this reminds me being single isn't all that bad.

UtadaMisori 4

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:08

what is she 5? Tell her to put her big girl panties on and cross the street like a strong independant woman.

seniji 8

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:21

Does her shoes still light up?if so you need help.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:28

gotta stop dating middle school girls

lol_mar11 8

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:35

But I mean is that really the kind of relationship you want to be in anyway? Seems like you dodged a bullet OP!

ToxicTyrael 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:36

You can't say that untill they broke up.

Idahome 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:36

sounds like one of those 4th grade relationships. on and off again on an hourly basis. if you're both adults, then you're better off without her if that's the way she really feels. smh

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