By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
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irish_lad 16

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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WellThatWasRude 27

She seems pretty clingy. I think it might be best to let that threat turn into reality, OP.

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Tarantallegra 6

Maybe she was just complaining about you not holding her hand at all? Since that's a way to show affection, some people get offended when their partners don't do it.

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idxntgiveafxck 17

Insecure much?

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imhidden 16

What was your response..?

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jberg583 12

Try not holding a door open for her and see what happens

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FusionPlacebo 26

She wanted to claim you as her own. You are her property.

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Tyyeezyjr 13

That's so childish..she hasn't grown up yet OP.

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baristalbc 18

Not a bad habit to learn, like opening doors for her and walking nearer the street when on a sidewalk. How could it hurt?

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