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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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tehman117 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:09

Is she 3?

irish_lad 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:10

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

Comments

FearlessGirl101 2

Saturday 30 May 2015 6:46

Perhaps this girl had been asking her boyfriend to show simple physical signs of affection like that and maybe she feels hurt and unwanted when he doesn't.

dansco 24

Saturday 30 May 2015 7:08

Don't blame her! Ever heard of the Green Cross code?! Lol

ToxicTyrael 26

Saturday 30 May 2015 10:37

No I don't. Please explain it to me.

the_steven 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 7:18

RUN

alyssa81296 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 7:33

I'm sure she was kidding

Drosophila82 18

Saturday 30 May 2015 8:19

Hold her hand man.... That's a low maintenance girl!

Witchylady 17

Saturday 30 May 2015 8:40

She sounds like a real idiot.

bhfriday 9

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:11

I guess you know who her daddy is

mzshannababy 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 9:15

girls are sensitive like that :3

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:56

Not necessarily. As a girl, I think I could just about deal with crossing the street without holding my boyfriend's hand.

leogachi 15

Saturday 30 May 2015 13:21

No.

more4me 27

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:44

Do it. This is one needy bitch ! Let her go and find yourself someome more mature and fun to be with. FFS ! The crap people pull is unbelievable ! Good luck, OP!