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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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You deserved it 5 867

By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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You deserved it 2 016

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 10:25 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I walked 6 miles to see my girlfriend. After 5 and a half miles, she broke up with me because I never visit her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 667

You deserved it 3 953

By Anonymous - 25/07/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Ilkeston

Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML

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You deserved it 11 733

By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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You deserved it 228

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

By Anonymous - 01/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 3 697

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 913

You deserved it 2 949

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 194

tehman117 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:09

Is she 3?

irish_lad 16

Saturday 30 May 2015 0:10

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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ptellini 7

Saturday 30 May 2015 2:48

Is she a feminist?

DaEpicTaco 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:17

Ydi for crossing street without holding her hand lol

DaEpicTaco 13

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:19

Don't get offended I'm joking

Silk_Routes 14

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:37

if u suggest her ug's y cant u hold her hands!

more4me 27

Saturday 30 May 2015 12:55

What ?

Overlord247 20

Saturday 30 May 2015 13:33

I get the overwhelming feeling 66 isn't too bright

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 31 May 2015 0:02

I think it's trying to communicate...

somelildude 14

Saturday 30 May 2015 3:38

Looks like things are getting out of hand.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:08

Well that's extreme...I guess next time you better hold it

Snaxia 12

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:19

Get out now

anonamous14 9

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:36

Girls like to be shown off

tehdarkness 21

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:48

She's obviously upset about the relationship in general and took that as a sign that you don't care about her enough.

resno007 6

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:51

lel

Jethco 15

Saturday 30 May 2015 4:56

Sounds like somebody's been watching too many chick flicks.

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