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By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 19:09

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By NYCguy - 20/01/2010 03:59 - United States

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2016 15:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML

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By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By ouch - 09/12/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 00:29 - Canada

Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By NowImSingle - 12/02/2018 19:00

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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evilshade 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:35

Does she weight 360 pounds?

McMan 23

Tuesday 30 November 2010 1:34

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why, why hurt the innocent?

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lycan004 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:23

damn..... bad ass xbox never deserves that. that's y u get a wii so girlfriends throw that out the window!

JPEG7 12

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:28

Just depends on if you were asking like you were comparing her more towards a cow or a whale.

fatppltroller 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:30

lol she must be fat if she reacts like that! poor you

fatppltroller 2

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:30

lol she must be fat if she reacts like that! poor you

arngmudpuppy13 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:39

Haha. Wow. That sucks for you! But maybe asking ur fat gf how much she weighs wasnt such a good idea.

faroutrabbit 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 7:45

funny could have just sat on it

scroojilicious 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:08

I guess she weighs 360 lbs. She was probably indirectly answering your question. I'd be pissed if some dude threw out my PS3, I'd be a very pissed off young lady. rawr.

maddysaidthat 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:12

YDI for not having emergency chocolate stashed away for instances like this.

SilenceIsSilver 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:13

Seriously? I hope she's single now.. Give her my number? This chick has some balls. FYL for having a girlfriend you don't deserve. ;)

bigdaddy18 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:27

how could they do that to your xbox

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