By that guy - 06/02/2015 16:56 - United States - Atascadero

Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
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RebeccaRFT 18

Dump her. And don't help with the baby. She cannot make you stay and take care of it.

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AkashaSC2 11

You know a crazy girl like OP's futur ex ?

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swanheart 35

I think it was a reference to Jesus and his mothers famed virgin pregnancy. Basically, she was asking if Jesus was going to come again in 7-8months time.

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valalvax 13

The only thing about DNA tests is you test the baby and father (or mother if it's a case like a lost child) or grandparents in my sisters case (dead bf) But in any case you need the kid

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tehdarkness 21

Just be glad you're not the father and can actually be certain in this case!

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henrylikestreats 22

Hopefully you are in shape... Time to run. Run far, far away.

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jessonice88 14

What if she isn't even pregnant?! There's a whole other set of issues to deal with....

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Nejg1988 3

I was just thinking that. What if she is just saying she is pregnant, so her dad scares him into breaking up with her.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

Pull him to the side and tell him just that. Keep a gun handy tho

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xluciferx666 21

That's what paternity tests are for but good luck avoiding her dad

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