By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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DjeePee 24

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

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PeteyPablo12308 20

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

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kirby1964 20

do you look like Brad Pitt? Then I could understand her reason.

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Zombieslayer1 0

Screw her really hard next time, get her right to the pontiac when she's going to ****** and then pull your junk out. Say that you can't handle screwing her and that your gonna go see if her mom is doing anything that night.

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Zombieslayer1 0

Spell check error, pontiac was supposed to be point.......stupid iPhone.

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number1beaner 0

haha ya or just give her the surprise butt sex

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Mach10 0

I can see an upside to this... I mean you can do just about anything you want to this bitch, and not feel bad about it afterwards.

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babycakess10 0

that's shitty :/

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Lala7261 0

and?? at least she's going out with YOU...

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dariagleek 0

BRAKE UP WUTH HER! she clearly doesn't love u!

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alex6946 10

uhh why can't you just spell out the words! it's not that much of a difference if you write WITH instead of WUTH!

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shaysters1432 0

dump that bitch iz all i cn say!!

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