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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 736

You deserved it 4 118

By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 321

You deserved it 194

By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 042

You deserved it 2 942

Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 892

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 198

You deserved it 4 392

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 069

You deserved it 3 228

By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 835

You deserved it 199

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 185 529

You deserved it 12 048

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 317

You deserved it 1 010

DjeePee 24

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 22 April 2011 12:19

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

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OfficialFame 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 12:31

I would've told her that her cooch smelt like fish anyway and the only reason you're together is that Captain D's closed early one night.

Pilotchick 8

Saturday 23 April 2011 14:56

Dump her and tell her she doesn't look like the girl you like. She'll get the point.

endlessman 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 17:10

sure... that makes sense

Reina1123 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 22:56

Who would just admit that? If my boyfriend said that to me, I'd obviously break up with him.

sids1997 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 17:37

Harsh

Amanda452 0

Monday 25 April 2011 1:30

What a bitch.. Dump her !

sinningkitten 2

Monday 25 April 2011 19:12

dump her ass!

GreenSpirit_fml 0

Monday 25 April 2011 22:30

Justin bieber?

johnacapo 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:14

awwww. thats not kool :( i hope shes ur ex-girlfriend. now. lol

debbieramos 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:10

aww that's sad!!

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Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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You deserved it 15 056

Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML

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Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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Today, I went to a seamstress to be fitted for my wedding dress and left with a pierced nipple. FML

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Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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Today, I sliced my arm open on the weekend, patched it with a fabric bandaid. Had an allergic reaction to the bandaid, arm now swollen, blistering and keeping-me-awake itchy. Pharmacist's advice? "Oooh, that looks bad. Better put a bandaid on that." FML

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Today, I was looking online for an alternative number for the interior decorator that is making curtains for me because I couldn't get hold of him. Instead of his number I found a website warning people about him, saying he is a conman. I paid a very big deposit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 458

You deserved it 19 266

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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You deserved it 4 186

Same thing different taste

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So romantic

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