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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 908

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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By Ashton - 15/11/2018 13:30

Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML

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You deserved it 202

By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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You deserved it 12 052

By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 326

You deserved it 1 013

DjeePee 24

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Hmm, you mean your ex-girlfriend, right?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 22 April 2011 12:19

Tell her that you're only dating her 'cause she looks like her mom...

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kcylovesyouu 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:10

what a bitch, break up with her!

TakenKiller007 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:13

dude just hit it and quit it haha

marissa136 0

Friday 3 February 2012 4:42

Ex..????

Nikkisha16 0

Saturday 25 February 2012 12:39

Man, sorry OP. That's not even right. Hope you dumb her sorry ass.

soJustine 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:45

Maybe you ARE the person she really wants to go out with ! Look at it as a compliment (:

jarheadalec 8

Tuesday 10 December 2013 5:49

dump the bitch

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 2:59

That's so mean.

HorrorJr 26

Thursday 25 December 2014 16:28

..... Is she stupid?

thatcoolguy123 14

Monday 19 January 2015 23:20

Is she retarded???

_EnderDoge 22

Thursday 23 June 2016 19:41

Plot twist, she's talking about OP.

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