By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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theworldismad 10

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

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Posthuman 26

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

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Cinn_fml 22

...I think it might be the timing issue that's the concern here.

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stitesy29 18

How is having a baby ever a bad thing ( unless you're a minor)

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Fou_Lou 20

If you dont WANT a baby its a bad thing. Simple as that. to OP. FML if you used protection. YDi if not.

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Yolandababy2 14

Sounds like another mans baby. She's pinning it on you.

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fantasyworld 37

I think this is more of they recently had sex, you don't have symptoms right away.

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ChoolyBooly 32

Birth control is never 100%. First times are never a "free pass" either. Just in case you didn't use protection. I wish you the best of luck!

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laurellkawes 31

Or she was already pregnant before you had sex and knew it. You might not be the baby's father

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johnbooger 19

define recent, a few days is not enough to tell if someone is pregnant. could be someone elses and just wants financial support bro.

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