By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

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Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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theworldismad 10

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

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Posthuman 26

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

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bridgetv25 8

I call shenanigans!!! If it was less than 4 weeks ago!

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jannatanelle 5

#107 every time I bent over I felt a pain in...the area below my stomach just a sharp little flick like pain 3 weeks before my missed period. if you're in tune with your body you'll notice subtle changes.if ur playing with unicorns I'm sure you'd miss it.

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dj041392 9

Kids theses days... Ever heard of a ******* condom

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miss_mercy 15

You can still get pregnant if you use a condom. Nothing but abstinence is 100 % .

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xAkonz 10

You know, the sort of people who think that you can't get pregnant from only having sex once are usually the sort of people that really shouldn't breed.

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bridgetv25 8

if it was less than 4 weeks since y'all had intercourse it could be someone else's baby!!!!

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xAna305x 6

Congrats but you should have wrapped up before you hit it. Smh

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aniluapss 9

We know our bodies, and she demonstrated.

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ShenaniganNinja 20

Be weary if it's been only a short while since you had sex for the first time. Those tests are only accurate if the woman has been pregnant for a month or longer.

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