Love, Sex and Pregnancy: Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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theworldismad 10

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

Posthuman 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

Comments

bluesparrow127 7

Monday 24 June 2013 23:08

He literally means that they had sex together for the first time. Not that either of them are virgins. He meant that she is pregnant too soon after they first had sex. It's someone else's baby. Can you guys stop thinking he means that he thought she wouldn't get pregnant the first time? Ya'll are dumb as shit.

AgentWashingtub 0

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:15

Why didn't you wear two condoms? It doubles the protection.

stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:32

And also creates friction between the two which makes it much more likely for them to break or fall off so it's not very effective

armyaggie 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:27

So... you do something that was specifically engineered by nature to bring about pregnancy, and now you're upset that pregnancy was brought about? I'm not sure I'm following...

belliebean 7

Tuesday 25 June 2013 14:04

Congrats ;)

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 26 June 2013 8:35

It only takes one time to impregnate someone -_-

Tizzles 2

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:44

Dude. Get a paternity test! The baby may not even be yours. Stuff like this happens to men ALL the time . Don't trust her, people lie. Please do this and save yourself a lot of money and stress

Tr1xXxY 3

Friday 28 June 2013 10:55

- that's all it takes... ONE TIME!!!! you totally deserve it, you idiot.

Beva_fml 15

Friday 28 June 2013 13:17

Heard of this new amazing thing called protection?

FallenStar06 5

Friday 28 June 2013 23:22

How recent is "recently"? Pregnancy normally shows up on a pee test anywhere between 4-8wks of gestation, which is 2-6wks after sex. You're gonna have to do the math on this one.