Love, Sex and Pregnancy: Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't...

By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By sadh3 - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML

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By doomed - 22/08/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By captainuniverse - 14/05/2016 05:53 - United States - Nashville

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 05/03/2010 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - 13/07/2016 17:35 - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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theworldismad 10

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex

Posthuman 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.

Comments

Trigabyte 8

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:30

Is it yours? If it is, YDI. If it isn't, FYL.

alkolaali 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:35

Congratulation. You just added another bastard to the already overwhelmed system. Protection didn't you hear about it

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:42

Idk what to say other than, if it was less than 1-2 weeks ago...you might want DNA tests done, but either way...if you used NO protection (and a latex glove DOESN'T count), then you were pretty much just begging to become a father, in which case YDI

WonkeyDonkey 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:05

The Butchers??

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 18:27

If you had sex two days before she felt pregnant, I would have a DNA test. On her next visit to the doctor, go with her and let the doctor tell you how far along she is. My wife "felt pregnant" numerous times but was not. When she was actually pregnant, she started eating more and complained about the smell of my aftershave lotion and her perfume.