By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

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Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.

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Mightyrif 23

Paint your **** with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

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abNormal62 23

Nice long johns? But not a long dong I guess...

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Matheo_fml 21

Just laughing about the conments above!!!

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Maycontainnuts 17

Why does she need to be impressed by your penis? Size isnt that big a deal to most girls I know.

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clickme 17

So? We can't all have an impressive looking ****. If you gonna worry about that, you'll worry till your dying day. Your just one of them millions that has to have a personality to make it through life

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mosquito19 14

she'll be impressed if you can roll up your **** like elephant's trunk.

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joshi42 16

Of course one never gets impressed by something they've seen thousand times.

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starlandmarie 22

I've never understood why men want women to be "impressed" about their penis. I've never gotten upset because someone wasn't impressed by my ******. After all its how you use it that matters.

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sammberr 13

It's Not The Size Of the Boat, It's The Motion In The Ocean! Sometimes Those Oceans Have Pretty Patterns.

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zachery44 5

Was she really high or rolling balls

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