By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

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Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.

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Mightyrif 23

Paint your **** with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

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thenielsens 12

You should probably make your **** more interesting like tie a little bow tie around the head and put a top hat on it...don't forget your monocle ;) just don't get too weird with it..

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greeneyedx 23

The first time you saw her breasts did you compliment them or anything? I mean, ladies have boobs and guys have penises. It's nothing new. I think the only thing people *should* say about the matter is that they like whatever parts their s/o has, as to please their partner (or if they really do!).

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Nobinx 15

why should a girl be impressed by a ****?! they all look gross. i'd be impressed if the guy gives me a great ******

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Don't worry if your dick isn't impressive, your tongue can make her feel like £1000000 if used right.

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shannon2348 14

I hate to break it to you but cocks really aren't that impressive. ydi

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