By fruitoftheloom - 09/03/2015 05:13 - United States - Scottsdale

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend took off my pants for the first time. She was more impressed by the pattern on my boxers than by my cock. FML
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1dvs_bstd 41

Was it shiny? Girls, like fish are attracted to shiny things. -Barney Stinson.

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Mightyrif 23

Paint your **** with the same pattern. Bet that'll impress her!

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danceinconverse 25

Yeah, heads up, (pun intended) no girl is impressed with dicks. They look weird as shit. We simply tolerate them.

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Champignon_fml 19

Well, it's not like the penis is the most beautiful part of the male body. Did you pile compliments on her for having an awesome-looking ******? As long as she enjoyed the sex, you're good.

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bgon1350 4

which is why you shouldn't wear underwear. make it easier for her.

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Badkarma4u 17

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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peasonearth 8

Most guys have dicks, but not all have nice underwear.

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redneck66 11

haha i opened that damn facebook thing at work. they thought i was wtching **** XD

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mimies18 13

she might've been nervous or didn't know what to say or do

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Cassandra2015 21

must have been some fancy looking boxers

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